Jokes

Blake Q: Why did the student bring a ladder to school? A: Because it was a HIGHSCHOOL!

Abbi Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? A: Because her class was so bright!

Grace Q: Why did Johnny take a ruler to bed? A: Because he wanted to see how long he slept.

Parker Knock Knock...Who's there? Gorilla....Gorilla who? Gorilla me a sandwich!

Morgan M Q: What do you get when you mix a pine cone with an apple? A: A Pineapple!

Becky Q: What do you give a rabbit on her wedding day? A: A three-carrot ring

Morgan H Q: Why are Teddy bears never hungry? A: Because they are always stuffed.

Brody  Knock knock....Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Don't cry it's just a joke!

Jack Q: Why don't skeletons fight? A: Because they don't have the guts!

Xander Q: Why did Mrs. Motta go to the circus? A: Because she wanted to see the cannon smoke!


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